Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days! Contributor(s): Manes, Stephen (Author) |
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ISBN: 0983562849 ISBN-13: 9780983562849 Publisher: Cadwallader and Stern
Binding Type: Paperback - See All Available Formats & Editions Published: January 2018 |
Additional Information |
BISAC Categories: - Juvenile Fiction | Humorous Stories - Juvenile Fiction | Social Themes - Values & Virtues |
Dewey: FIC |
Age Level: 8-11 |
Grade Level: 3-6 |
Physical Information: 0.2" H x 5.2" W x 7.8" L (0.20 lbs) 62 pages |
Accelerated Reader Info |
Quiz #: 153 Reading Level: 4.2 Interest Level: Middle Grades Point Value: 1.0 |
Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
Publisher Description: Is it possible? Can an ordinary human being really become a perfect person in three short days? Milo Crinkley thought so. What gave him the idea was a book that fell on his head one day at the library--a book with the impressive title Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days The author, Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish, did look kind of weird, but he claimed to be the world's leading authority on perfection. Milo took the book home and followed its instructions. He liked the idea of being perfect. Perfect people never had their parents nag at them. Perfect people never had to take the blame for rotten tricks their sisters played. Perfect people never needed erasers. Perfect was obviously the perfect thing to be Did Milo become a perfect person in just three days? More important, can you? Do you think we're going to answer all your questions here when we want you to read this hilarious book? A personal message from Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish, world's leading expert on perfection: ● Maybe you think it's all a lot of baloney. Maybe you think nobody can ● Here's my no-risk guarantee: Try this book for just three days. If you're not absolutely delighted ● I won't be satisfied until every man, woman, and child on the face of the earth completes my amazing crash course in perfection. So, remember: If you don't read this book, I'm going to tell on you Winner of five kid-voted statewide awards |
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