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It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8): Volume 8
Contributor(s): Benton, Jim (Author), Benton, Jim (Illustrator)

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ISBN: 0439825970     ISBN-13: 9780439825979
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
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Binding Type: Paperback
Published: March 2009
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Annotation: It's an eventful month for Jamie Kelly. Stinker and Stickybuns' litter of puppies has arrived -- which makes Jamie and her nemesis Angeline "in-laws by dog." Ugh.

Jamie's class at Mackerel Middle School is doing a unit on journal-writing, and someone's diary falls into the wrong hands.

But worst of all, Angeline and Isabella are becoming . . . friends.

Dear Dumb Diary,

It's not my fault I know everything.

Okay, I don't know where Timbuktu is, but I refuse to know that. Even if somebody told me, I would flush my brain like a thought-potty and wave goodbye to Timbuktu as it swirled down my brain hole.

I know everything that I WANT to know.



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Additional Information
BISAC Categories:
- Juvenile Fiction | Social Themes - Friendship
- Juvenile Fiction | Humorous Stories
Dewey: FIC
LCCN: 2009277999
Age Level: 9-12
Grade Level: 4-7
Lexile Measure: 940(Not Available)
Series: Dear Dumb Diary
Physical Information: 0.36" H x 5.3" W x 7.54" L (0.23 lbs) 144 pages
Themes:
- Topical - Friendship
- Catalog Heading - Language Arts
- Curriculum Strand - Language Arts
Features: Ikids, Illustrated, Price on Product, Price on Product - Canadian
Accelerated Reader Info
Quiz #: 129439
Reading Level: 5.5   Interest Level: Middle Grades   Point Value: 2.0
 
Descriptions, Reviews, Etc.
Publisher Description:
New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary

Dear Dumb Diary, I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like I eated salad dressing and I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again and The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that.What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.
 
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